I'm Cringing Already
Sometimes he’s right, Jack. 

But not today; I’m in a pretty good mood.

Sometimes he’s right, Jack.

But not today; I’m in a pretty good mood.

What a dreary day. 

Doesn’t help thinking you’re running late and then you get to work before everyone else.

What a dreary day.

Doesn’t help thinking you’re running late and then you get to work before everyone else.

Submarine movies never fail to put me to sleep.

*Crossing fingers I can sleep until seven am when I have to wake up for work*

Yeah it’s thirteen hours. Yeah I’m feeling good about it.

I think the real Christmas miracle is me getting out of bed this morning because my sisters convinced me to go to church.

I think the real Christmas miracle is me getting out of bed this morning because my sisters convinced me to go to church.

And with the purchase of the limited edition American Flag print Vans, I sighed with relief. “What more could I want?” I thought to myself. “I have a pair of Vans in every color I could possibly imagine!” 

And the people at the Vans company laughed and laughed: “Just you wait, you little shit.”

And with the purchase of the limited edition American Flag print Vans, I sighed with relief. “What more could I want?” I thought to myself. “I have a pair of Vans in every color I could possibly imagine!”

And the people at the Vans company laughed and laughed: “Just you wait, you little shit.”

Sext: I live on the west coast, my dear; I’m up WAY longer than everyone else.

Oh wait, that’s actually kind of dirty…

Shoe fiend.

Don’t shit on my dreams.
Me, dramatically texting one of my favorite people. (via flowerinbrain)

YOU MUSTN’T BE AFRAID TO DREAM A LITTLE BIGGER, MY DEAR.

Sext: I have so much produce in my fridge; we could make some pretty fantastic salads.
Sext: Sweetheart, unfounded anxiety isn’t a choice; it’s a way of life.

TABASCO.

And nobody told me the circus was in town. The Shriners circus, so I won’t be going, but the tent is always a fun sight. I have a thing about crowds and people and paying exorbitant amounts of money to have fun. I’d rather pay hundreds of dollars for gas to drive somewhere and chill for a couple days than pay slightly less exorbitant amounts of money to ‘have fun’ close to home. Road trip, yo.

The only circus I’m really interested in seeing is Cirque du Soliel. And even then, only when it’s at a theatre specifically designed for their act, or it’s in their traveling tent. I’ve seen three different shows of theirs. The first was in Vegas, the second was in Seattle, in a tent, and the last one was here in town, which was definitely my least favorite show because of the modified arena.

Random Friday stuff.

Regarding my post about the Bundy ranch:

Never mind. Pay the fee, dude. Put yo guns away.

Have you guys heard about this Bundy Ranch standoff?

Now THAT is some interesting news.

Half of me is like:

Damn the man! They can’t take our land!

And the other half is like:

Dude, just pay the fees and put the guns away.

The only thing better than getting off work and having coffee is getting off work and having coffee without wasting plastic. Yay environment!

The only thing better than getting off work and having coffee is getting off work and having coffee without wasting plastic. Yay environment!