I'm Cringing Already
A Japanese girl got me this “underwear” shirt, and part of me is like, “There is no way I’m wearing this in public,” but the other part says, “This is the most comfortable garment fit for a king I have ever worn and I never want to take it off…”

It’s like I can tell I’m wearing a shirt, because I can see it, but it feels like I’m wearing nothing…

A Japanese girl got me this “underwear” shirt, and part of me is like, “There is no way I’m wearing this in public,” but the other part says, “This is the most comfortable garment fit for a king I have ever worn and I never want to take it off…”

It’s like I can tell I’m wearing a shirt, because I can see it, but it feels like I’m wearing nothing…

"Real adult."

"Real adult."

Just saw a lady make her boyfriend try on a fedora in a hat store, and she made an “Awww, it’s so cute!” face. All I could think was, “Oh lady, you don’t know…?”
Oh yeah, this happened.

Oh yeah, this happened.

Spokane is okay.

Spokane is okay.

Dear dude passed out on the center console of your car in the apartment complex parking lot with your door open and a rather large pile of vomit on the ground - Feel better, bro.
Eh, so if I unfollowed you, it was probably tumblr. The numbers don’t look right.
More like PT LOSER, am I right…?
I did the math. There are around 900,000 cops in the US and 126 of them were killed in the line of duty last year. That makes the homicide rate 13 for every 100,000. The homicide rate for males in the US (ages 25-44, aka cop age) is 12 for every 100,000. The statistics would tell you their job isn’t really that much more dangerous than just being a male in the United States.
Sometimes my friends have super interesting things to say on facebook. Also, I am always interested in any statement beginning with, “I did the math…”

poptartsandtears:

The whole “not all men,” “not all white people,” “not all police” defense that so many people take whenever any oppressed group speaks out, is so overwhelmingly damaging and destructive to any possibility for change or reform. All it does is stop the conversation. All it does is tell anyone who is…

Pretty things.

I made a thing. Then I ordered the thing. My life is just one big search for the perfect bag.

I made a thing. Then I ordered the thing. My life is just one big search for the perfect bag.

What’s a Skrillex…? 

Also, is it bad that I can’t think of any of the other bands that kids are listening to now to make that joke…?

What’s a Skrillex…?

Also, is it bad that I can’t think of any of the other bands that kids are listening to now to make that joke…?

Break it til you make it.

Just realized my previous post had the scent of “whiny dudebro friendzone” rejection. Totally not my intent. Instead of talking about personal details of my life, I will give the basic outline:

Boy meets girl.
Boy and girl like each other.
Girl talks about her “crazy ex.”
Girl is still friends with crazy ex.
Crazy ex meets new girl.
Girl suddenly still has feelings for crazy ex. (SURPRISE SURPRISE).
Girl pursues crazy ex.
Boy removes himself from equation.
Boy is happy. (Kinda).